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    "Beat It" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Michael Jackson

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Beat It" by Michael Jackson? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Beat It" Lyrics

    show them hot monkey
    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it!
    You're a hot monkey, Don't you bite
    No one wants to feel your penis
    Just beat it,beat it, beat it, beat it D
    You've got to show them that you've real
    Hey Toto, Don't you ever come around her
    Show them Hot Pocket, strong is your fig
    Show them hot monkey, show them hot rice
    show them how to f**k him, don't just fi
    eat it! (eat it) eat it! (eat it) show e
    It doesn't matter poo stain alright!
    Eat dust a mat, who's rung rye?
    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    You have the shoulder that you're really
    Showin' Hot Monkey how strong is your fi
    No one wants to eat a penis
    Show them how to f**k me. strong is your
    Show them hot pocket
    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it!
    Beat it, beat it No one should be feelin
    clevage, clevage, clevage, clevage Every
    Show them how f**king strong is your fig
    Peanut, peanut Peanut, peanut No one wan
    They told him don't you ever come around
    Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, Beat it No on
    Showin' how funky 'long as your bright.
    fetus,fetus,fetus,fetus no one wants to
    Beat it, beat it, no one wants to see yo
    Beat it! Beat it! No one wants to feed t
    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it!
    Show a hot monkey Throw the sharp knif
    Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It!
    ”Show me hot f**king, strong is your fig
    Show me hot fike-ie OR Show me hot f*
    Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It,

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