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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Mystikal

    Song: Shake Ya Ass

    Real Lyric: Shake ya ass, but watch yourself. Shake ya ass, show me what your working with.

    The Misheard: Shake ya ass, wash yo self. Shake ya ass, show me what your washing with.

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    Artist: Dido

    Song: Thank You

    Real Lyric: Teas gone cold I'm wonderin why I got out of bed at all

    The Misheard: He's not home I'm wonderin why I got out of bed alone

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    Artist: Pointer Sisters

    Song: Jump (For Your Love)

    Real Lyric: Jump if you want to taste my kisses in the night then

    The Misheard: Jump if you want taste, I guess it's in the nineties.

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: Don't Be Cruel

    Real Lyric: I don't want no other love, baby Its just you I'm thinkin' of

    The Misheard: I don't want no other love baby it's delierious to think of.

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    Artist: Doobie Brothers

    Song: Black Water

    Real Lyric: Old black water, keep on rollin' Mississippi moon won't you keep on shinin' on me?

    The Misheard: Old black woman, keep on rollin' Mississippi moon won't you keep on shinin' on me?

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    Artist: Go-Gos

    Song: Our Lips Are Sealed

    Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed

    The Misheard: O-S-S-E-O

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Give It Away

    Real Lyric: How come everybody's gotta keep it like a kaiser?

    The Misheard: How come everybody's gotta keep on like a geyser?

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    Artist: Peter Gabriel

    Song: Games Without Frontiers

    Real Lyric: Jeux sans frontieres

    The Misheard: Dogs without front ears

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    Artist: Sting

    Song: Fortress Around Your Heart

    Real Lyric: If I built this fortress around your heart Encircled you with trenches and barbed wire

    The Misheard: If I built this fortress around your heart And circled you with trenches and armoires

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    Artist: Theme Songs

    Song: Flintstones

    Real Lyric: Let's ride with the family down the street Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet

    The Misheard: Let's ride with the family down the street Through the court, a sea, a place to be

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