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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Shaggy

    Song: Angel

    Real Lyric: Closer than my peeps you are to me.

    The Misheard: Closer than my b**th you are to me.

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    Artist: Deep Purple

    Song: Smoke On The Water

    Real Lyric: Smoke on the water, Fire in the sky.

    The Misheard: Whoa, cousin Walter, Afire is this guy.

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: I'm Blue, da ba dee da ba dai

    The Misheard: I'm Blue, i was beat up and died

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    Artist: Bush

    Song: Glycerine

    Real Lyric: There's no sex in your violence

    The Misheard: There's no sex in New Orleans

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    Artist: Enrique Iglesias

    Song: Bailamos

    Real Lyric: I wanna live this night forever

    The Misheard: I want a liver snap forever

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    Artist: Macy Gray

    Song: I Try

    Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here

    The Misheard: I wear goggles when you are not clear

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    Artist: Kenny Rogers

    Song: Lucille

    Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. Four hungry children and a crop's in the field.

    The Misheard: ...four hundred children, propped up in bed

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    Artist: Golden Earring

    Song: Twilight Zone

    Real Lyric: It’s two a.m.’ the fear has gone I’m sittin’ here waitin’’ the gun still warm Maybe my connection is tired of takin’ chances Yeah there’s a storm on the loose’ sirens in my head I’m wrapped up in silence’ all circuits are dead I cannot decode’ my whole life spins into a frenzy Help I’m steppin’ into the twilight zone the place is a madhouse’ feels like being cloned My beacon’s been moved under moon and star Where am I to go’ now that I’ve gone too far Help I’m steppin’ into the twilight zone the place is a madhouse’ feels like being cloned My beacon’s been moved under moon and star Where am I to go’ now that I’ve gone too far Soon you will come to know’ when the bullet hits the bone

    The Misheard: It’s two a.m., the feelings gone I’m sitting here waiting, all alone Can’t find my connection, tired of taking my chances Yeah there’s a storm on the loose, sunbeams in my head Wrapped up inside I saw a circus of death I cannot reload my whole li

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    Artist: Def Leppard

    Song: Pour Some Sugar on Me

    Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me

    The Misheard: Walk around, shoot the ground, yeah!

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    Artist: Barenaked Ladies

    Song: The Old Apartment

    Real Lyric: We bought an old house on the Danforth.

    The Misheard: We bought an old house on the down floor.

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