The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parkin' lot
The Misheard: They paid paradise to put up a f***ing law
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Real Lyric: A loaded gun complex c**k it and pull it
The Misheard: A lonely dark c**k that's going to pull it
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Real Lyric: Bye bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry And good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye Singing this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die
The Misheard: Clyde kissed an American Pie Drove machete to the levee and was heavily high And hooded boys were drinking whiskers with rye Singing this'll be the day of the hide This'll be the day of the hide
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Real Lyric: You what?! Tin roof - rusted.
The Misheard: You what?! En route. Busted!
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Real Lyric: There's a needle in my arm
The Misheard: There's a beetle in my arm
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Real Lyric: Hunting the horny-back toad
The Misheard: Right in the heart of that town
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Real Lyric: lost my name and age
The Misheard: and I'm a lemonade
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Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad
The Misheard: Bo Dees Bobby Yop
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Real Lyric: out of reach,so far
The Misheard: diorreha,big fart
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Real Lyric: She's a single woman too
The Misheard: Jesus is a woman too
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