The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: What's my age again?
The Misheard: He was my agent then
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Real Lyric: The shoes on my feet I've bought it The clothes I'm wearing I've bought it The rock I'm rockin' I've bought it 'Cause I depend on me If i want it The watch I'm wearing I've bought it The house I live in I've bought it The car I'm driving I've bought it I depend on me I depend on me
The Misheard: The shoes on my feet Alf Garnett The clothes I'm wearing Alf Garnett The rock I'm rockin' Alf Garnett 'Cause I depend on meat If i want it The watch I'm wearing Alf Garnett The house I live in Alf Garnett The car I'm driving Alf Garnett I de
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Real Lyric: ...with angelic hosts proclaim
The Misheard: with a jelly toast proclaim...
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Real Lyric: Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
The Misheard: Some underworld spy or the wife of your girlfriend
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Real Lyric: Hey kids shake it loose together.
The Misheard: Hey kids Satan is the Devil
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Real Lyric: When all words fail, she speaks Her mixtape's a masterpiece,
The Misheard: When all words fail, she speaks, mixtapes and m********es
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Real Lyric: Barely move, We've arrived, Lookin' sexy, Lookin' fly Baddest chick, Chick inside DJ, jam tonight Spotted me a tender thang. There you are, come on baby
The Misheard: barred to move, in the spot lookin sexy lookin fly, had this chick on the side Dj, Gemini Spot on me silly thing hairy arms cut em baby
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Real Lyric: "wonder why the right words never come"
The Misheard: "wonder why the night birds never come"
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Real Lyric: unaware but underlined I figured out the story, it wasn't good.
The Misheard: underware were on the line. I figured out the story, it wasn't good.
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Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye and I choke
The Misheard: I try to say goodbye to my chook
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