The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy
The Misheard: I shot the carrot, but I didn't shoot the brocolli
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Real Lyric: It’s all good when you’re little, you have pure fun
The Misheard: It's all good when you're livin off pure fun
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Real Lyric: I'm coming up so you better get this party started
The Misheard: I'm throwing up so you better get the laundry started
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Real Lyric: Eyeing little girls with bad intent
The Misheard: Eyeing little girls with bat and tent
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Real Lyric: The cattle are lowing, the baby awakes
The Misheard: The cattle are glowing, the baby awakes
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Real Lyric: R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take care, TCB
The Misheard: R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take out the TCP
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise,to put up a parking lot...
The Misheard: They paved paradise,to put up f**king life...
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Real Lyric: A worn out tape of Chris LeDoux, Lonely women and bad booze, seem to be the only friends I've left at all.
The Misheard: Oh Lord, I'll take to Chris Le Doux...
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Real Lyric: Don't share no mutual friends
The Misheard: Does she have unusual friends
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Real Lyric: Right about now, the funk soul brother!
The Misheard: Right about now, the thumbs so rubber!
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