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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "You Should Be Dancing" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Bee Gees

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "You Should Be Dancing" by Bee Gees? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "You Should Be Dancing" Lyrics

    What you doin' Eddie Beck?
    What cha doing in your brothers pants?
    You should be Vincent... YEAH! Vincent..
    whatcha doin' on your butt on your butt?
    Would you do it in the butt? Yeah!
    What'cha doing in your neighbor's bed? B
    Can you do it in your pants
    "What're you doin' it again..."
    What you doin' in your pit?
    What you doing in your lemon dip ? aah?
    Stick it in you effing neck
    Whatcha doing on your rump,rump,rump?
    Watcha doin'in your mother's bed
    Whatcha' doin' on your butt?
    Who's standin' on your little neck?
    You should be Nancy yeah
    What you doin' in your mother's pants Yo
    Do it on your grandma's back
    Stick it in your lemon dip
    Much different than you had expected
    Let's do it in your bed
    Do it in your mother's bed.
    What you doin' in your woman's bed
    Whatcha doin' in your grandma's bed?
    what ya got up in your butt yeah what ya
    What you doin' in a denim skirt? ahhhhhh
    Micka chicka micka digga ma dit, aahh...
    Sha ma-na-ma-na-MA, sha ma-na-ma-na-MA
    My woman gives me pie-ie Don't break do
    Do ya do it on your back aah Do ya do it
    do it in your parents bed
    Who's steppin on your little neck
    What you doin' in your baby's butt? aah?

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    If I Can't Have You
    Jive Talkin'
    More Than A Woman
    New York Mining Disaster 1941
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    She Keeps on Coming
    Stayin' Alive
    To Love Somebody
    Too Much Heaven
    Tragedy
    You Stepped Into My Life
    You Win Again

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