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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "...eying little girls with baggy tits."

    Artist: Jethro Tull
    Song: Aqualung
    Real Lyric: "...eying little girls with bad intent."



    The story:

    I bought the album the day it came out and was shocked when I first heard the song, and my girlfriend misheard this line the sdame way. It was about a year later when a group discussion turned to Jethro Tull and I voiced my concern about this offensive line. Everyone burst out laughing when I said the line, then when they saw the look on my face and realized I was not joking, the laughter became hysterical and I became bright-red!!! Oh well, at least I could finally sing the song out loud.

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