The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
"Aqualung" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics
by Jethro Tull
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Misheard "Aqualung" LyricsEyeing little girls in battered tents
Sitting on a fog bank, eyeing little gir
Sitting on a park bench, five little gir
Watching all the frilly packages
Five little girl with battered heads
Nine little girls with bad intent
watching as the pretty paddies run
"Eyeing little girls with savage t*ts...
"...eying little girls with baggy tits."
sitting on the park bench. eying little
wheezing like a dead duck
Hey! And you slap your happily laughter
Five little girls with battered heads.
Eyeing little girls with satin pants.
nine little girls with fattened heads
Five little girls with bad intent
Eyeingl little girls, with padded tits
Eying little girls with fattened ends
Sitting on a park bench Five little girl
Spitting out the pieces of his broken lu
I always thought it was "eyeing little g
Five little girls in battered tents.
Feeding on a dead duck.
Sitting on the park bench, five little
Eyeing little girls with bat in hand.
Spitting out pieces of his broken lung.
And you snatch your rats with elasto-bre
Watching as the pretty paki's run
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
five little girls with battered tents
Sh**ting on a park bench Eying little gi
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