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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Five little girls with battered heads

    Artist: Jethro Tull
    Song: Aqualung
    Real Lyric: Eyeing little girls with bad intent



    The story:

    hmmm....drinking and singing with my parents in their home - none of us really knew the whole correct lyrics (the "eyeing" part eluded us all until today!) but for some reason everyone else was pretty amused at my version.... are you sure I'm not right???

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