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    "Africa" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Toto


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    Misheard "Africa" Lyrics

    As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a lep'
    As sure as Kiliminjaro rises like a lym
    Sure is killin' the jerro risin like th
    I've led some raids down in Africa
    Theres' nothing that a hundred men from
    There's nothing that a hundred men on M
    Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a member
    I guess it rains down in africa
    I messed with gays down in Africa.
    I miss the rains down in Africa
    I was raised down in Africa
    I like to raze Southern Africa
    I miss the rains down in Africa
    I met some babes down in Africa.
    Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like an empres
    Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a Memphis
    There's nothing that a hundred men on Ma
    I miss the rains down in Africa.
    I guess the rains down in Africa
    Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like an Empres
    Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like an Empres
    Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a lepress
    I passed away down in Africa...
    I catch the waves down in Africa
    Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Mount Eve
    It's gonna take me a car to drag me away
    Sure as kill a male jar oh rises like a
    I'll catch some waves down in Africa
    It's gonna take you a lot to drag me awa
    I got the AIDS down in Africa
    I guess the rain's down in Africa
    I m********e down in Africa
    Wild dogs cry out in the night, As Negro
    As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a lepr
    I stopped a nomad on the way
    I guessed it rains down in africa.
    I felt some rains down in Africa
    I kissed the rain now I'm in America
    Our guest John Wayne's down in Africa
    I get deranged down in Africa
    It's gonna take a lot to take me away fr
    I miss the gays down in Africa
    Gonna take a lot to take me away from yo
    Was castrated in Africa
    i cast the rains down in africa
    Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like an empres
    I cast the brains down at africa
    ...sure as Kilamanjaro rises like an Emp
    I stopped the Nomad along the way
    High chance of rains down in Africa
    I'll catch some rays down in Africa
    I've seen the rain come down from Africa
    Wild dogs cry out in the night As Negro
    Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like an empres
    There's nothing that a hundred men en m
    I bet some brains stayed in Africa
    Varicose veins down in Africa
    I miss the race down in Africa.
    I blessed the brains down in Africa
    I guess the rains down in Africa and/or
    Sure as Kilimanjaro Rises like an empre
    Sure as Kilimnajaro rises like A Memphis
    There's nothing, and a hundred men on bo
    Kilimanjaro rises like an empress above
    I missed the rains down in Africa... and
    Sure as Kilamanjaro rises like an empres
    I guess the rain's down in Africa
    I bet the rain's down in Africa
    I heard it rains down in Africa.
    She's coming in from petty fights
    There's nothing but a hundred men on Mar
    I missed the trains down in Africa
    sure is killin' me General rises like a
    I met some raids down in Africa.
    I bless the rain on an Apricot
    I got some AIDS down in Africa.
    I miss the rains down in Africa
    I guess it rains down in Africa. . .
    I took a train down to Africa
    I kiss Marines down in Africa
    I catch the rains down in Africa
    I guess it rains down in Africa
    Hoping to find some more from Gothenburg
    I felt deranged down in Africa
    Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a leopard
    I'll catch some waves, down in aaaaaafri
    There's nothing that a hundred men on bo
    Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like an Empres
    I missed the race down in Africa
    I'll catch a train down to Africa
    Gonna take a lot to get me away from you
    I'll catch some waves down in Africa
    Gotta pick the lock to drag me away from
    I left some brains down in Africa
    I kiss the rains down in Africa
    I robbed some trains down in Africa
    Gonna take my life to drag me away from
    I like the way you smell of aeroguard
    here's looking at 100 men on park avenue
    here's looking at 100 men on park avenue
    Sure as killer-man Jarrow rises like Oly
    I miss the rains down in Africa
    I guess the rains down in Africa
    I miss Lorraine down in Africa
    i felt the rains down in Africa i miss t
    I m********e down in Africa.
    It's gonna take a lot to take me away fr
    I left some brains down in Africa
    There's nothing that 100 men on Mars cou
    I test the rains down in Africa
    With moonlit wings we fled the stars tha
    I bless the grains down in Africa
    She's coming in twelve thirty fight.
    The things we never ever... Fillet o fis
    Pretty boy it's waiting there for you
    sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a lepress
    I stopped a notepad along the way
    I left my brains down in Africa.
    Adjust the reins down in Africa

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