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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Gonna take a lot to take me away from you
    There's nothing that a hundred men on board could ever do
    I miss the rains down in africa
    Gonna take some time and do the things we never have

    Artist: Toto
    Song: Africa
    Real Lyric: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doI bless the rains down in AfricaGonna take some time and do the things we never had



    The story:

    I was hanging out with my sister. We were in her car and this song came over the radio. So, I sang along to it. My sister asked me why I said "on board" instead of "or more". And I said, "because those are the words". She said, "No. 'There's nothing that a hundred men OR MORE could ever do,'. Those are the words." I thought for a minute, and said, "Well, that makes a bit more sense than what I thought it was.

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