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"America" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics
by Simon and Garfunkel
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Misheard "America" Lyrics
Counting macaws on the New Jersey turnpi
Captain Picard's on the New Jersey turnp
Captain Picard's on the New Jersey turnp
This chicken seems like a dream to me no
Let us be lovers we'll marry our vulture
This chicken seems like a dream to me no
So I looked at the scenery -- (she read
Toss me off, Henriette, i wanna come on
Captain Picard on the New Jersey Turnpik
Other Songs by Simon and Garfunkel
50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Bridge Over Troubled Water
Cecilia
El Condor Pasa
Feelin' Groovy
For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
Homeward Bound
I Am a Rock
Kathy's Song
Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream
Mrs. Robinson
Overs
Scarborough Fair
The Boxer
The Sound of Silence
Funniest Misheards by Simon and Garfunkel
Hello Douglas my old friend I've come t
Put it in your panties with your cupcake
She's a slut. That's more than you shoul
Look around you all you see are simple-
Captain Picard's on the New Jersey turnp
Parsley saved Rosemary in time.
Are you going to Scarlett O'Hare? Parsni
Are you going to Harvard or Yale?
Hear my words I am an angry jew
Silence like a casserole
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