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"The Boxer" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics
by Simon and Garfunkel
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Misheard "The Boxer" Lyrics
Seeking out the poor reporters where the
Just a come on from the war zone selling
just a come-on from the boys on 7th aven
By the light
Where the rabbit people go
Just to come home from the wars on 7th A
Asking only workman's wages I go looking
Taking comfort with some whores on Seven
For a pocketful of mumbled sexual promis
Seeking out to borrow quarters where the
All lies and jest, still the man hears w
As King on these workmen's wages I got l
Asking only workman's wages I come looki
Just come in from the war zone, Seventh
Just to come home from the wars on 7th A
Our lives in jest, Still a man hears wha
Just a come on from Toy Stores on sevent
Other Songs by Simon and Garfunkel
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America
Bridge Over Troubled Water
Cecilia
El Condor Pasa
Feelin' Groovy
For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
Homeward Bound
I Am a Rock
Kathy's Song
Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream
Mrs. Robinson
Overs
Scarborough Fair
The Sound of Silence
Funniest Misheards by Simon and Garfunkel
Hello Douglas my old friend I've come t
Put it in your panties with your cupcake
She's a slut. That's more than you shoul
Look around you all you see are simple-
Captain Picard's on the New Jersey turnp
Parsley saved Rosemary in time.
Are you going to Scarlett O'Hare? Parsni
Are you going to Harvard or Yale?
Hear my words I am an angry jew
Silence like a casserole
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