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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

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    "Authority Song" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by John Mellencamp


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    Misheard "Authority Song" Lyrics

    Growin' up leads to growin' old and marr
    I fight with Dorothy, and Dorothy always
    I found a thorn tree, the thorn tree alw
    Well, I fight with Dorothy and Dorothy a
    I fight authority and totally always wil
    I fight authority and Lord I always will
    When I find a four leaf clover it always
    When I fight Doherty, Doherty always win
    I fight with Dorathy, Dorathy always win
    I fight as tho I didn't know he always w
    When I fight Doherty, Doherty always win
    i thought you adored me and always will
    I fight the goalie, the goalie always wi
    I been doing it, since I was a young kid
    Growin' up leads to going on a date with
    I fight authority although Eddie always
    I fight a forty, a forty always wins.
    I remember when you could starve a fly

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