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    "Jack and Diane" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by John Mellencamp


    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Jack and Diane" by John Mellencamp? Click here and tell us!


    Misheard "Jack and Diane" Lyrics

    Change is coming round real soon Make us
    suckin on chili dogs outside they taste
    Little d***, that j***off Diane
    hold onto sixteen as long as you can cha
    Let the bottle dance come and save my so
    Scratches his head and does his best to
    Oh yeah life goes on Don't have to be af
    Let the bottle bounce come And save my
    Scratches his head and does his very str
    Hold on to 60 as long as you can changes
    Let the papa belt come and save my soul
    Let the bottled milk come and save my so
    Changes come around real soon make us wo
    Jackie sits back, flexes his quads for a
    scratches his *ss and does a bear change
    Changes comin' around real soon that mak
    Let the Taco Bell come and save my soul
    let the bottle bounce, come and save may
    Hold on to 16 as long as you can Chang
    Oh yeah life goes on, long after fifth g
    Hold on to Sixth Street as lang as you c
    Let the Taco Bell come down and save my
    Oh yeah life goes on Long after the thre
    Let the bobble bounce come and see my so
    Let the Bottle Bounce come on! Save my S
    Change this song around real soon
    I went to school with no skin on
    Let the Bottle Bill come and save my sou
    Suckin' on chili dogs, outside tastes fr
    "Little Kitty, where the hell is Diane?"
    Changes come around real soon. Naked, sw
    Let the BARBELL come and save my soul!
    Let your mamma build 'cause it's in my s
    Changes come around real soon, make us s
    Suckin on Chili dogs outside the Chuck E
    Let the bubble bath come down and save m
    Changes come around real soon, make us w
    changes come around real soon make us sw
    Changes come around real soon, You may k
    diane's workin' out in the back seat of
    Change is comin' 'round real soon, Naked
    Let the bottle bounce come down and save
    Diane's daddy caught 'em in the backseat
    Don't have to be afraid of living in the
    Diane's wearing combat boots up Jacky's
    little ditty, 'bout jack and diane two
    Jackie sits back Flexes his nostrils a m
    Come along Chili Dog There's a sign that
    two American kids goin' up in the hot la

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