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    "Personal Jesus" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Depeche Mode


    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Personal Jesus" by Depeche Mode? Click here and tell us!


    Misheard "Personal Jesus" Lyrics

    Reach out and suck face
    Your own personal pizzas.
    Retards in space.
    We just lost faith
    Reach out, touch face
    You Run pass the ball to Jesus
    Richard touch me
    Reach out, touch Frank
    Your own personal Jesus (pronounced: Hay
    You're wrong, that enough, Jesus!
    Your own personal pizza
    Someone to feel your breasts, someone wh
    Jerome, Ursala, Jesus.
    Reach out and touch me.
    Rita has touched me
    Reach out and touch things
    Reach out and touch me
    Jerome, Percival, Jesus
    Your own basset hound jesus, someone to
    You moan, personal Jesus... Preacher, to
    reach out and touch me.
    Reach out and touch me
    richard cornflakes
    Feeling alone when you're all alone, ble
    Reach out, touch face
    Reach out and touch me
    Reach out and touch me
    Reach out and touch vein
    Reach out touch me
    Reach out and touch base!
    Europe, Personal Jesus

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