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    "Stairway To Heaven" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Led Zeppelin


    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zeppelin? Click here and tell us!


    Misheard "Stairway To Heaven" Lyrics

    There's a wino down the road
    But if you listen very hard, the Jew wil
    If theres a buzzard in your bedroom
    It's just a sprinkling for the Bakery
    If there's a bustle in your hedgehog, Do
    If there's a muscle in your afro
    Another walker on the road I should have
    If bustop on the highway Don't be alone
    If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don
    If there's a hustle during death row Don
    THere's a whino down the road. We sh*t o
    And there's a wino down the road
    If there\'s a bustle in your bedroom
    And if you tip him very hard, the jew wi
    If there's a bustle in your bedroom, Don
    Yes, there are tubas you can go by
    If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don
    If there's a hustle in your headyaknow,
    And as we wind on down the road, I shout
    And if you listen very hard The truth wi
    She's buying a hankchief for Ezra
    There's a lady who's sure Her clitoris i
    There's A Lady Who's Sure, All That She
    If there's a bustle in your headrome don
    i'm just a springing up to smoke weed
    And there's a rustle in your head-fro,
    And as we wind on down the road I said y
    If there's a bus stop for your hedgehog,
    and theres a wino down the road, I shoul
    If there's a bustle in your hedgehog, do
    if theres a bustle in your hedgrow don't
    And if you listen very hard, the truth w
    There's a lady who's short Her lil' clit
    And there's a wino down the road
    And she's buying the show, and she habla
    And if you listen very hard the jew will
    If there's a bustle in your hedgegrow do
    Steroid heaven
    And as we wind on down the road, I sure
    And there's a wino down the road
    I'm a cheeseboy lying in a stairwell.
    And its whispered that soon If we all ca
    If there's a bustle in your hat jew, don
    And there's a wine bar down the road
    If there's a muscle in your hedgehog, d
    If there's a potroast in your hedgehog D
    If theres a whistle in your hegdehog don
    The tune will bother you a lot
    And it's with her that soon, if we all
    If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don
    And it's whispered that soon, if we all
    I'm just too sprinkled for the bakery
    If there's a bustle in your head Joe Don
    And there's a wino down the road
    If theres a bus go-ing in your head Joe
    If there's a bustle in your hedgehole, d
    And if you listen very hard, the Jew wil
    And she's climbing The Stairway to Heav
    If there's a muscle and your head grows,
    And she's climbing a stairwell to heaven
    Yes there are tubas you can go buy, but
    And there's a whino down the road I shou
    And there's a whino down the road I shou
    And it's whispered that soon, if we all
    Shadow's cold and the lights fall.
    And she's fighting the stairway to heave
    It's just a sprig leaf for the may queen
    As we wind on diamond road
    And if you listen very hard, a Jew will

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