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    "Crocodile Rock" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Elton John


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    Misheard "Crocodile Rock" Lyrics

    When Suzie's wuzzle was so tight.
    Dreaming about my Chevy and my Ovaltine.
    When Susie wore her dress **s tight
    When Susie woman dresses fight
    That Suzie woman, dressed in tights
    With Suzie woman, dressed up right
    holding hands and kissing stones
    And suzie was a transvestite.
    I never knew me a valentime and I guess
    had an old dog sammy
    I never knew me a valentine and I guess
    Had an old girl, jello and a b**th of my
    i remember when red was yellow
    "Had oboe chowder and a place of my own.
    I remember when (ruff) was young
    I never had me a Valentine and I guess I
    Had and old gold Chevy and a flip of my
    Suzie Warhole, lipton ice
    Dreaming of some sherry and some sodomy
    Crocodile rockin' desoma shop and when y
    With Susie's mama, dressed up tight.
    When Suzie watches "Dick Van Dyke"
    Oh Dalai Lama, it's Friday nights
    Long night crying by the record machine
    Suzie wore her dress-up pants Cra-a-rock
    I remember when Iraq was young
    cry rockin' was somethin' shockin' when

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