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    "Bennie And The Jets" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Elton John


    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Bennie And The Jets" by Elton John? Click here and tell us!


    Misheard "Bennie And The Jets" Lyrics

    Put a penny in the jets...
    She's got electric boobs, a nowhere suit
    She's got electric boobs, her mom has tw
    She's got electric boobs, a mohair groov
    Everybodys talking lysol so stick around
    She's got electric boobs and moo-goo sho
    She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too,
    she had electric boobs, i love her boobs
    She's got electric b**bs...
    Bangin in the jet
    Oh, baby she's a renegade
    You've gotta hairy legs, trick music sol
    She's got electric boobs, I know they're
    she's got electric boobs, you must have
    Baby I'm a Jet
    Bennie in the dress
    She's got electric boobs, her mo has oh'
    She's got electric boobs, her ma has too
    jenny and the mets
    She's got electric boobs, her momma's sh
    she's got electric boobs
    She's got electric boobs and mohair tube
    She's got electric boobs, her ma has too
    She's got electric boobs...
    Hey, kids Shave and lose together Your c
    betty and the jets, betty betty betty..
    She's got electric boobs, they always mo
    muh-nah-nuh-nah-nuh-nah-EEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    She's got electric boobs, and no tattoo'
    She's got big boobs and her mom does too
    Belly on the Chest....
    Belly on the Chest !!
    She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
    She's got electric boobs, Her ma has to
    We shall survive, by the sacredness of t
    "Go sit your fanny in the chair"
    Hey kids, tape your knees together
    She's got electric boobs, her ma has too
    She's got electric boobs, a mohawk suit
    B-b-b-b, Bennie and the Chimps..
    She's got electric boots, upon her foots
    She's got electric boobs you have to you
    Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty and the jizz.
    B-b-b-bacon in a dress
    She's got electric boobs she must have t
    She's got electric boots, a Nudie Suit
    "She's got leggy grooves, or mohair soup
    She's got electric boobs...
    You know we're rowdy as a pack of hyenas
    Bennie! Bennie! Bennie! Bennie Killed Th
    Bennie was a chimp
    She's got electric boobs, he ma does too
    Oh cannon ball you have a semen pet Ough
    She's got electric boobs, i want them to
    She's got electric boobs
    She's got electric boobs, you know they'
    shes got electric boobs a mohawk too
    She's got elestric boobs, her mom does t
    shes gotta let me groove I know here soo
    She's got electric boots, I'm all hirsut
    She's got electric boobs
    She's got electric boobs, no hair too
    shes got electric boobs, a moe ear oot
    P-P-P-Penny in the Gents.
    She's got eccentric Jews, the mohair's c
    Ba-Ba-Ba-Betting on the Jets
    She's got electric shoes, a mohawk too
    She's got electric boobs and mohair pube
    She's got electric boobs, a mole hair, t
    she's got a rahavoo, a mohavoo
    Penny in the gents
    P-P-P-Put your fanny to my chest
    Baby, she's a hurricane.
    She's got laughy boobs, her ma has hoove
    She's got a leg that moves, A Moa pool,
    She's got electric moves, my mom has boo
    She's got electric boobs
    She's got electric boobs, a moe moo moo
    She's got electric boobs and mohair shoe
    I have an app on my I-phone called "Shaz
    Hey kids, shake those hips together; the
    She's got electric boobs and mohair shoe
    ...She's got electric boobs and mole hai
    Hey, girl, wanna lose a limb or two?
    She's gotta let me goose...
    Panties on the jazz
    She's got electric boobs and mohair pube
    Oh Bennie she's a renegade
    She's got electric boobs, down in her sh
    You know I read it in a pack of Zaine uh
    Oh they're sweet and-a wonderful
    oh it's better than a pack of Slais!
    She's got electric boobs, a mullet too
    She's got electric boobs, her ma has too
    She's got electric boots and a moe hazoo
    Say, Candy and Ronnie, have a cigarette
    She's got electric boobs, her mom has to

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