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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Like a Virgin" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Madonna

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Like a Virgin" by Madonna? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Like a Virgin" Lyrics

    Like a virgin, stuffed for the very firs
    Like a virgin, not for a very long time.
    Like a virgin tupped for the very first
    Like a virgin Tupped for the very first
    Like it's urgent
    I made it through the wheels a mess....
    Like a virgin f**ked for the very first
    hey Mr. PJ put the rocket on
    Like a Budgie.
    im emergin
    Like a fur chin.
    Like a virgin, touched for the 31st time
    Like a virgin, f**ked for the very first
    Like a budgie, touched for the very firs
    Like a virgin, Dutch for the very first
    Like a virgin, touched for the 31st time

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