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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Material Girl" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Madonna


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    Misheard "Material Girl" Lyrics

    ..i'm a Cheerio girl...
    Big geek in a material world
    I'm a serious girl
    Some boys try and dumb boys lie, but I d
    you know that we are living in cereal bo
    You know that we are living in a materia
    Living in cheerio balls
    If they won't give me Pop Tarts, then it
    a ma-ma 'terial girl
    I'm a cheerio, I'm a cheerio, I'm a chee
    I'm a ma-cheerio girl.
    "Oh, my cereal, oh, my cereal, I'm a cer
    Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me, I t
    But the boys who all want jazz shoesAlwa
    cause the guy with the cold hard cashews
    I'm a cheerio girl.
    Kids think that I'm a Cheerio girl (Chee
    Only boys that save their panties make m
    Living in a cheerio world and I am a che

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